i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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