We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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I'm getting married
To pizza
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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