Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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