YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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