drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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