New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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