i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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