And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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