Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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