Pants 0. Shit 1.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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