I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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