Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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