Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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