That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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