Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I did not marry a roomba.
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