I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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