Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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