i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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