Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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