Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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