im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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