I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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