I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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