Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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