if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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