i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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