Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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