im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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