I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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