...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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