Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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