is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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