WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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