the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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How external is "for external use only"?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you made out with another girl for some wings
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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