I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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