dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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