we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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