Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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