the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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