yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Randomize