There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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