I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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