I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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