my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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