Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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