how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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