Where is the hickey?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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