Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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