i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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