In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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